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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

TEST YOUR I.Q

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airoplane. You may leave now.

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